I've got a few friends on LiveJournal here, and between the lot of them, they manage to discover a bunch of on-line surveys. But rather than have them take up valuable space on my main page, I've decided to file them all back here, which also allows you to check out my old quiz results. Of course, you may feel free to take all of these quizzes yourself, and who knows... maybe I'll even start looking for quizzes myself one of these days.

I first noticed this on Chris' LJ, who found it on Scott's. I normally do go for surveys about music, but this one is delightfully unique. Enjoy the show.

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Ace of Base
Are you male or female?: Donnie
Describe yourself: Young and Proud
How do some people feel about you?: No Good Lover
How do you feel about yourself?: Waiting for Magic
Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest[/spouse]: Just an Image
Where would you rather be?: Perfect World
Describe what you want to be: Dancer in a Daydream
Describe how you live: Never Gonna Say I'm Sorry
Describe how you love: Unspeakable
Share a few words of wisdom: C'est la Vie

This first showed up on Scott's LiveJournal, but quickly made its way to Mari's and Rachael's. A lot of the questions were oriented towards Christian beliefs, which was to be expected, since that was the nature of the Divine Comedy. I ended up in Limbo, which isn't too bad, I guess. I was actually afraid of ending up in the third circle of hell, since I do love the food. I mean, with the question on whether I'd sooner give up sex or good food. I've never had sex, so it's pretty easy to give up. Things like that racked up the gluttony points. I'm pretty happy with my results, though that Malebolge part is freaking me out a bit. I'm neither fradumant, malicious, nor pandering. I have been called arrogant before though.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

I found this survey while surfing the web one day. It's 41 questions, which is actually rather short for this type of quiz, and I guarantee that you'll know more about me afterwards than you did before. So yeah...

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Eric Ellis Meader
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Grey Penn State Shorts
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Euro Temptations 2 - Mixed by DJ Inphinity
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 1905
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pretzel Rods and Starbursts
6.IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Violet-Blue... no... Blue-Violet!
7.IF YOU WERE A DOG WHAT BREED WOULD YOU BE? A cute red fox... like Millie.
8. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Far too cold! What happened to yesterday?
9. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mari, to give her my room key
10.THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Um... the head? I see girls all at once. It's not like they slowly reveal features, one a a time. Facial features get me going though.
11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Anybody who likes anime and video games is cool in my book.
12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Wonderful, now that work is over.
13. FAVORITE DRINK? All I drink is water and skim milk now... but I used to love Mountain Dew.
14. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I had a sip of something once, but I forget what it was, and it wasn't that great.
15. FAVORITE SPORTS? I like Penn State fooball... that's about all.
16. HAIR COLOR? Brown
17. BIGGEST DREAMS? To teach math and computers, save up money for a video game store, and design games on the side.
18. EYE COLOR? Brown
19. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: Glasses, man.
20.SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES: Jason 18 and Bryan 15
21. FAVORITE FOOD? Turkey Divan!
22. FAVORITE MOVIE STAR? Zooey Deschanel
23. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? It's been a while... Lord of the Rings, maybe?
24. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas, I guess. Even if I'm too cheap to give gifts. This year... I swear!
25. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK AN INTEREST OUT? Chronically
26. DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING MOVIES BETTER? Happy all the way. Scary movies are usually just lame.
27. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter all the way... you can always put more clothes on.
28. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs! They've got milk chocolate and white chocolate. Oh... you mean like with girls... thanks for rubbing it in. ::sniffle::
29. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, man. One Night Stands are for frat boys.
30. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Are you kidding me? Vanilla owns chocolate!
31. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Sure, reading surveys is fun.
32. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Mari, since she always reads my LJ.
33. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jon, since he never checks my site.
34. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? A dorm room at college... behind the bathroom at home. I wish I were making that second part up, but I'm not.
35. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? The Postman. I've heard it was a mediocre movie, but the book rules.
36. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing! Infra-red, baby!
37. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Go!
38. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched anime, played video games. What else would I do?
39. FAVORITE SMELLS? You know, I never really thougth about it. Little flowers are cute, so I'll be they smell good too.
40. FAVORITE QUOTE? "Spawn More Overlords" - Zerg Overmind
41. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? ::Hits snooze button::

These quizzes are from like a million years ago, back when I first got the idea to archive these things, instead of posting them on my site. I'm just going to throw them up one after another here, with brief comments in between, because I'm lame like that.


What Sign of Affection Are You?
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The cuddling is nice... but I could do better than a kiss on the forehead...


You are e.e. cummings
Your use of the English language is not bound to any grammatical or even logical
standards. You live your life with rhythym and passion and find yourself constantly
searching for meaning by traveling or in new relationships.

Take the Which Poet are You? Quiz - brought to you out of boredom and pretention!

ee cummings is a cool dude, but I think an example of his poetry would be cooler than a stupid little paragraph. Sounds like a horoscope... and not half as pretentious as it wishes it were.


What Pattern Are You?

Bah! I don't think I could have gotten a worse design for this one. I was going for Tiny Floral Prints... but I doubt that was an option.


What Color Eyes Should You Have?
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This quiz doesn't even make any sense! But Scott had it on his site, and his result had a baby. I got some punk kid with a slice of bread. Lame!


How Emotional Are You?
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Happy Go Lucky! W00t! Must be thanks to all of that Europop. Ace of Base keeps me happy. ^_^



take the nerd test.
and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.

Good old predictable computer nerd. I was actually close to reading mewing.net on a regular basis, but I decided to not get involved in the lives of people I don't know or talk to.


Congratulations, you're Washington, DC., the capitol of the United States.
What US city are you? Take the quiz by Girlwithagun.

Washington DC, eh? I guess I have lots of crime, or politicians, or something...


Which famous film murderer are you?
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I never saw any of the Hannibal trilogy, but if I ever ate somebody, I guess I'd be civilized about it.


You are an angel.
What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox

It says I'm an angel, but I don't see a picture of Misha. I guess Paradox doesn't watch Pita-Ten.


What Kind of Virgin Are You?
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If I'm not getting any, I might as well romanticize it. It almost makes my lack of playa skills admirable.


What Faerie Are You?
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This quiz rules, if only becuase they spell words the right way. They could have said Fall Fairy instead of Autumn Faerie. ::shudder::